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 SG INCITATUS  VIVAT!

There are rumors that Trump wants Infantino of FIFA, possibly the world most detested person after himself, to be UN Secretary General  for his services to groveling, and perhaps in hopes of getting a UN Peace Prize. The Emperor Caligula reportedly nominated his favorite racehorse, Incitatus, to be a Senator, and of course the fawning Roman Senators - who are the very model for their modern avatars  on Capitol Hill in Washington - went along with it. 

The U.N. System is Worth a Roll in the Mud

Ian Williams